Happy almost Friday friends.
A guy I know from the local bar works in online digital marketing, to me that sounds a lot like making annoying ads junk up my internet experience. In a sense, yes, he is the guy that tempts you to “CLICK HERE NOW TO SAVE UP TO 55% OFF YOUR CAR INSURANCE”. Thankfully he is not like that in real out-of-the-office life and is a pretty cool guy.
Last night over a couple Albita’s, we we chatting about search terms people use to get the info they need fast. I never really paid much attention to that stuff in my own life, I don’t know much about this thing called blogging. But I was curious and I decided it was pretty cool WordPress tracks it all for you…and tracks some strange, strange things.
It all looks fairly innocent, and it amazes me that so many people can spell Herveaux correctly (a badge of honor). So the list reads like this:
Now, I get down to “leonard herveaux” and I’m laughing because I have an uncle Leonard Herveaux…but I have never spoken of him here.
How cool that I get top clicks for my namesake?!
All this is pretty awesome – lots of the right stuff. Lots of stuff concerning posts and hypotheses that have run through this site.
All is fine and good, but then it gets weird:
Right between “joe manganiello” and “casting for alcide herveaux” is “tigra sex”.
WTF?
I don’t know what kind of weird shit people are into out there, but entering those terms into Google and hoping for who-know-what-twisted-shit is beyond me. And why is this pointing to my site? In fact, I am number 2 when those terms are entered! (I had to check, and yup, there I am.)
It all goes back to this post I made a year ago about a woman in Shreveport who, while almost naked spare for tiger body paint, locked herself in an animal cage in the middle of downtown to protest the circus. Add her craziness to my failed allusion to Anchorman, one of the best Will Ferrell movies of all time, in the post’s title, and you have the entreé into a bizarre world of internet search terms.
Thanks Tigra Sex searchers for finding and coming to my site, all 10 of you, but I doubt I was what you were looking for.
Anyone know what John Quinn (@QuinntheTiger) is up to these days?
And I thought *my* search terms were effing strange! (it’s a downfall of writing erotica.)